sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i believe in u and ur pee
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