does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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