I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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