Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Let's get the cat blown out
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I enjoy the company of your penis
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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