Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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