Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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