...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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