Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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