just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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