Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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