If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
look no pants
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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