what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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