You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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