Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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