Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Randomize
