Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Can i not drive my cunt home
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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