the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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