ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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