they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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