I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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