Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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