he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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