i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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