But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
