drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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