That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
