I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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