I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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