why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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