i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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