Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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