is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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