Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
