Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's official drugs can't kill me
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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