What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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