DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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