They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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