Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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