Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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