i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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