Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I currently don't understand fingers.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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