He is an equal opportunity slut.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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