I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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