sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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