another moral hangover. fuck.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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