people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This house was built for laser tag.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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