i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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