we have officially lost it.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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