question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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