Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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