Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
