Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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