If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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